Friday 14 December 2012

Can i have a latte and a waxwing, please ?

"Certainly sir. Here is your latte, if you just procede up the ramp over there you will find your Waxwings. You have a choice of around fifty. Have a nice day." replied the nice uniformed fast food outlet employee.
Killingworth Waxwing doing a poor impersonation of an upturned vehicle near Dinnington.


13 comments:

  1. Origin of WAFFLE
    Dutch wafel, from Middle Dutch wafele; akin to Old High German waba honeycomb, Old English wefan to weave
    First Known Use: 1744

    There ya go, a complete description!

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  2. I think your both waffling and whilst your picking on grammar the opening sentence should be "Certainly Sir, here are your Lattes"
    You bought 2.

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  3. It's called poetic licence you silly old duffer.

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  4. I just want to know what the *#~@ is a latte ? as I know what a Waxwing is !
    Brian

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  5. Now, now, Brian. Language.
    Do you know what coffee is ? It's a sort of frothy one.

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    1. Any chance yo can give me the phone number of the 'nice uniformed fast food outlet employee'?

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  6. It was a bloke, why would you ??

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  8. I can give you the number of a nice boy who works at Dominoes if you like.

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